It's basically the same thing he's doing now (bending over)

"The big rumor in Washington is that President Bush is about to hire Tony Snow of Fox News to be his new press secretary. His job will be to defend everything the president does, so it's basically a lateral move. It's basically the same thing he's doing now." --Jay Leno

"The new issue of Rolling Stone magazine features a cover story about President Bush called 'The Worst President in History.' President Bush said 'That's not fair, I'm also the worst president in math, English and geography.'" --Conan O'Brien

"What a crowd, you sound like  Dick Cheney when oil hit $74 a barrel." --Jay Leno

"How quickly things change. Easter was a week ago -- we were bending over hunting eggs, now we're hunting gas and bending over." --Jay Leno