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Thursday, July 21, 2016

Hillary asks Bill to do is to stop winking when he says that (throws the curve way off)



"In a recent speech, former President Bill Clinton said that if  Hillary runs for president, he'll do whatever is asked of him. Hillary says the first thing she's going to ask Bill to do is to stop winking when he says that." --Conan O'Brien

"Ann Coulter is going to be on the show tomorrow night. Security is very tight. In fact, there is even restricted airspace over the studio. Her people are afraid that Dorothy's house could drop on her." --Jay Leno

"Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the Late Show. I need your help with this. Do you think it's soon to hit on Mrs. Zarqawi?" --David Letterman

"According to a recent study, my home state of Massachusetts has some of the worst drivers in the nation, but in fairness to Massachusetts, we do have the Kennedys. That throws the curve way off." --Jay Leno



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