"Prosecutors
announced yesterday that Karl Rove will not be charged with any crimes. The
White House was pretty relieved. President Bush told Dick Cheney, 'You can cancel that hunting trip with Karl
Rove.'" --Jay Leno
"Congressional
investigators say that FEMA was conned out of $1.4 billion in bogus claims
including people paying for season football tickets, tropical vacations, golf
outings. I'm sorry, that was Tom
DeLay." --Jay Leno
"Representative
Patrick Kennedy has agreed to plead guilty to driving under the influence of
prescription drugs. There's not much you can do really. They have plenty of
concrete evidence, like the fact his car was wrapped around concrete."
--Jay Leno
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