"Patrick Kennedy
crashed his car but got out of a breathalyzer test by claiming he was on his
way to the Capitol to vote. Apparently Kennedy was going to vote on whether
Miller Lite was less filling or tastes great." --Conan O'Brien
"Former Secretary of
State Madeleine Albright called North Korea's leader Kim Jung Il a pervert. In response, Kim Jung Il
said 'I dare her to put on a leather mask and say that to my ass.'"
--Conan O'Brien
"Something happened
last night, I was down in Washington, D.C., love it down there, can't get
enough of that city. Anyway, I was out with my buddy, Rep. Patrick Kennedy of
Rhode Island, and we were driving home, and I suggested we play a game of I Spy
a Concrete Barricade. Patrick is a fierce competitor and, well, he won."
--Stephen Colbert
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