A
lot of people are wondering why the Trump campaign would even invite Ted Cruz
to speak at the convention in the first place. It turns out Ben Carson summoned
him the night before by saying the word "Lucifer" three times. –Jimmy
Fallon
Meanwhile,
Donald Trump's running mate Mike Pence gave a speech at the convention last
night and even poked fun at the fact most people don't know who he is. I guess
even Donald Trump calls him "Vice President Hey Buddy." –Jimmy Fallon
The
Democrats support special labeling for GMO foods. Republicans support teen
abstinence programs. So they can compromise, and now, teens have to wear labels
telling everyone they're virgins. –Jimmy Fallon
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