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Sunday, July 3, 2016

Say, Doc. Can you remove a birthmark (Halliburton)



"Another Bush team member is stepping down. This time it's long time speechwriter, a guy named Michael Gerson. He was President Bush's speechwriter for seven years. Isn't that amazing? President Bush had a speechwriter?" --Jay Leno

"Al Gore is getting more vocal lately. He spoke out today about the U.S. air strike. You know, we used those two 500 pound bombs to kill that Abu Musab al-Zarqawi guy. Well, Gore said they could have done the same job with one hybrid mini-bomb that runs on vegetable oil." --Jay Leno

"The Supreme Court has ruled that with a warrant, police no longer have to knock before kicking your door in. Unless, of course, you're the Vice President of the United States and we're talking about shooting a man in the face. Then you can come back tomorrow." --Jay Leno






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