"Another Bush team
member is stepping down. This time it's long time speechwriter, a guy named
Michael Gerson. He was President Bush's speechwriter for seven years. Isn't
that amazing? President Bush had a speechwriter?" --Jay Leno
"Al Gore is getting more
vocal lately. He spoke out today about the U.S. air strike. You know, we used
those two 500 pound bombs to kill that Abu Musab al-Zarqawi guy. Well, Gore
said they could have done the same job with one hybrid mini-bomb that runs on
vegetable oil." --Jay Leno
"The Supreme Court
has ruled that with a warrant, police no longer have to knock before kicking
your door in. Unless, of course, you're the Vice President of the United States
and we're talking about shooting a man in the face. Then you can come back
tomorrow." --Jay Leno
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