"Good news from
President Bush. At a press conference yesterday, he was upbeat, he was
cheerful, he was optimistic. Yeah, that's right. He's drinking again. They say
he's having a pretty good week and you got to give him credit because, earlier
in the week, President Bush quietly sneaked into Iraq. Here's an idea: Why
don't we quietly sneak out of Iraq?" --David Letterman
"I thought this was
interesting if you look at it comparatively. President Bush sneaked quietly
into Baghdad and nobody knew about it. Bill Clinton, on the other hand, sneaks
into an intern and everybody knows about it." --David Letterman
"What a beautiful day
it is here. It was so beautiful that earlier today down in Washington D.C. Patrick Kennedy walked into a concrete
barrier." --David Letterman
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