"Humanitarian aid in
the U.S. has begun arriving in Lebanon. The U.S. Government sent 10,000 medical
kits, 20,000 blankets, $30 million cash and today the people of New Orleans
said: 'They did what?'" --Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton's
opponent in the U.S. Senate race, Rudy Giuliani, the Republican she's going to
be running against, has been married three times, had an affair with his chief
of staff, had two kids with her while still married to his second wife. This is
the first time in history that a Clinton is the 'family values'
candidate." --Jay Leno
"As you know
President Bush is currently on vacation in Texas. He said he's going to try and
do absolutely nothing for the next ten days. His advisors think this is the
best way to bring his approval rating up. Just don't do anything." --Jay
Leno
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