"A lot of political
gossip out there. Looks like there's problems in the Democratic ranks. It seems
tensions between Hillary Clinton and Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid are
reportedly so high that it's almost like Hillary is married to him." --Jay
Leno
"Heavy rains caused
so much flooding in Washington, D.C. today that they had to close down the
National Archives where they keep the Constitution. They had to close it down.
Luckily the Bush administration isn't using the Constitution anymore."
--Jay Leno
"Russia announced
that it is willing to store nuclear waste from other countries. A spokesperson
for Russia said, 'Our goal is to be the New Jersey of Europe.'" --Conan
O'Brien
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