"We finally found
some weapons of mass destruction. The bad news? They're in North Korea. Boy,
that Saddam is sneaky." --Jay Leno
"Today Warren Buffett
announced he's giving away his multi-billion dollar fortune to charity rather
than leaving it to his kids. He said he doesn't believe someone's son should
inherit his father's position in society. Today President Bush had him put
under surveillance." --Jay Leno
"In a recent speech,
former President Bill Clinton said that if Hillary runs for president, he'll do whatever is asked of
him. Hillary says the first thing she's going to ask Bill to do is to stop
winking when he says that." --Conan O'Brien
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