"The new season of
'Survivor' is going to be dividing up the tribes by race. They said they got
the idea from Karl Rove." --Bill Maher
"President Bush says
he is personally working on a solution for global warming. He says thanks to
Republicans, soon every American will receive a voucher for a free
popsicle." --Jay Leno
"Actually, one
awkward moment in Hungary. See, I don't think President Bush really prepares
for these trips. Geography is not his area. He told the people of Budapest that
although he believes in Jesus, he respects their leader, Buddha, as well."
--Jay Leno
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