It seems as foreign as the men I hire to cradle me while I nap (getting stoned together in Budapest)

Chipotle is giving away $1 million worth of buy 1 get one free burritos. In a related story Jerry Nadler's dry cleaner committed suicide. —Greg Gutfeld

According to Variety movie theaters are contemplating letting people smoke pot and text while enjoying a movie. And why is that? Well these days theaters are as empty as Kamala's medicine cabinet. True, it's never really recovered from Covid and the idea of sitting with strangers to watch a movie, well it seems as foreign as the men I hire to cradle me while I nap. —Greg Gutfeld

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Let's hope they don't show up wearing the same pantsuit (Make Jobs, Not War)

"And Elton John announced this week he's gonna sing at a big fundraiser for Hillary Clinton next month. Is that a good idea? Hillary and Elton on the stage? Let's hope they don't show up wearing the same pantsuit." --Jay Leno

"Actually, one awkward moment in Hungary. See, I don't think President Bush really prepares for these trips. Geography is not his area. He told the people of Budapest that although he believes in Jesus, he respects their leader, Buddha, as well." --Jay Leno

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

American will receive a voucher for a free popsicle (Cheney Halloween mask)

"The new season of 'Survivor' is going to be dividing up the tribes by race. They said they got the idea from Karl Rove." --Bill Maher

"President Bush says he is personally working on a solution for global warming. He says thanks to Republicans, soon every American will receive a voucher for a free popsicle." --Jay Leno

"Actually, one awkward moment in Hungary. See, I don't think President Bush really prepares for these trips. Geography is not his area. He told the people of Budapest that although he believes in Jesus, he respects their leader, Buddha, as well." --Jay Leno

Whoomp! There It Is (Bush respects their leader, Buddha, as well)

"President Bush got back tonight from his very brief trip to Europe. Boy, remember the old days when it used to take longer than two days to visit all of our allies?" --Jay Leno

"Actually, one awkward moment in Hungary. See, I don't think President Bush really prepares for these trips. Geography is not his area. He told the people of Budapest that although he believes in Jesus, he respects their leader, Buddha, as well." --Jay Leno

"President Bush arrived in Austria for a summit yesterday. Bush was greeted by protestors banging drums and blowing whistles. There was an awkward moment when the president asked the protestors to play 'Whoomp! There It Is.'" --Conan O'Brein