"Cuban doctors said
today that Fidel Castro is recovering and is in better shape than the next guy.
Assuming the next guy is Dick Cheney." --Jay Leno
"I think President
Bush gets confused. He said progress is being made in New Orleans and he hopes
one day New Orleans will be a democracy. You know hurricanes, they hate
freedom." --Jay Leno
"This week Saddam
Hussein began a hunger strike, but he ended it after only skipping one meal.
When asked why he ended the hunger strike so quickly, Saddam blushed and said,
'They had tatter tots.'" --Conan O'Brien
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