"President Bush gave
the commencement address at the Merchant Marine Academy. While he was there a
cadet, who took six years to graduate, surprised President Bush by giving him a
bear hug. When asked about it, the cadet said, 'President Bush is an
inspiration to everyone who takes six years to graduate.'" --Conan O'Brein
"According to a new
survey, Hillary Clinton's popularity rating is down to its lowest point in over
a year. When Bill Clinton heard this, he said, 'If there's one thing Hillary
can do, it's bring polls down.'" --Conan O'Brein
"Congress gave itself
a big raise this week and voted against the minimum wage, which is kind of
ironic. I mean if anybody should getting minimum wage, it's Congress."
--Jay Leno
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