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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Tuesday, October 31, 2023
MUS Poll: 2024 Presidential Election (October 23 - October 31, 2023)
1,412 31.32%
1,104 24.48%
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
His job? Man who shoves woman into river to see if she’s a witch (Let this radicalize you)
Mike Pence’s time is 1692. His place? Salem. His job? Man who shoves woman into river to see if she’s a witch. —Stephen Colbert
Mike Pence was also polling at about 2% in Iowa. You hear that, Chris Christie? You bag those Pence voters, you could be polling as high as … 2%. —Stephen Colbert
And in other news, the new speaker of the House, the Louisiana representative, Mike Johnson, offered Americans a window into his mindset when he described the Bible as “that’s my worldview. That’s what I believe. That’s great. If the Bible is his worldview on any issue, I don’t know why progressives are nervous. He’s clearly going to ask the rich to sell all their possessions and give their money to the poor! —Stephen Colbert
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Republicans are like ‘all right, we live in Sioux Falls now, who cares.’ (imagine all the wonderful dancing that would’ve been outlawed at his inaugural ball)
Mike Pence terminated his four-month-long campaign over the weekend. Speaking to a conference of Jewish Republicans at the Venetian hotel in Las Vegas, Pence said: “It’s become clear to me that this is not my time. His time was 1956, and he missed it. It’s a shame that he’ll never be president. For one, imagine all the wonderful dancing that would’ve been outlawed at his inaugural ball. —Jimmy Kimmel
Donald Trump’s brain has obviously been mush for quite some time, but still somehow it seems noticeably worse, and I didn’t think that was possible. Over the weekend, Trump appeared to not know what state he was in, mistaking Sioux Falls, South Dakota, with Sioux City, Iowa. It’s telling how different the reactions are when Biden screws up versus when Trump screws up. When Biden so much as stumbles, Democrats everywhere are like, ‘oh fuck, fuck, who else can we get?! There’s nobody!’ And when Trump screws up, Republicans are like ‘all right, we live in Sioux Falls now, who cares.’ —Seth Meyers
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Four and a half is basically six is also what he tells Melania (attempt to return Meghan)
Michael Cohen testified that Donald Trump’s three oldest children were involved in putting together financial statements for his company. Ivanka wrote the summaries, Don Jr. put together the numbers and Eric licked the envelopes. —Michael Che
Michael Cohen testified that Trump would look at the total value of his assets and say, ‘I’m actually not worth 4.5 Billion dollars, I’m really worth more like 6.’ Four and a half is basically six is also what he tells Melania. —Michael Che
King Charles will visit Kenya next week where he is expected to acknowledge Britain’s role in the slave trade and unfortunately attempt to return Meghan. —Michael Che
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Stop pointing out our lies and hypocrisy! (Postnut clarity)
A new poll shows that President Biden and Donald Trump are tied in a hypothetical 2024 rematch, but they’re both running 50 points behind Kill Me! —Michael Che
After Dwayne Johnson complained that a wax figure of him at a museum in France had the wrong skin tone, the museum has attempted to darken the statue. Unfortunately, it melted in the tanning bed. —Michael Che
New research suggests that Viagra can help lower a man’s chances of developing Alzheimer’s by 60%, thanks to an effect researchers are calling Postnut Clarity. —Michael Che
Olive Oil prices have more than doubled following extreme weather, which sadly has forced many New Jersey residents to bathe in water. —Michael Che
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
there is one White Castle skill that a robot will never master (Even more upsetting, it was during the Kiss Cam)
Michigan State apologized after an image of Adolf Hitler appeared on a stadium video board at a football game. Even more upsetting, it was during the Kiss Cam. —Colin Jost
Southwest Airlines has introduced a new feature on its App that lets passengers track their bags. Southwest, why don’t YOU tell us where your bag is. —Colin Jost
The world’s oldest dog ever has died at the age of 31. And some experts believe it could have lived even longer if I had looked before backing out of the driveway. —Colin Jost
White Castle has begun replacing its fry cooks with robots. But there is one White Castle skill that a robot will never master. Jumping over a counter to choke a customer. —Colin Jost
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
A rising tide should lift all boats (sex with Neanderthals)
"Kenny G caused a controversy. I never get to say that. He tweeted his support of the Hong Kong protesters. Now China's communist government is mad at him. China has threatened to pull Kenny G's music out of all of their elevators." –Conan O'Brien
"The stock market is going crazy. Earlier this week, Warren Buffett lost $2 billion. Luckily, Buffett found it this morning under a pile of $8 billion." –Conan O'Brien
"Scientists found they have evidence that human beings had sex with Neanderthals. Apparently the evidence is any episode of the 'Real Housewives of New Jersey.'" –Conan O'Brien
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Either way, it's a good time to be in the couch business (How cool is that?)
"Before the World Series game last night, Aaron Lewis from the band Staind botched the National Anthem. To make things worse he started the song with, 'Are you ready for some football?'" –Conan O'Brien
"A new report claims that by the year 2020 the marijuana industry could be bigger than the NFL. Either way, it's a good time to be in the couch business." –Conan O'Brien
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
If you want to stop by, look for the house that's been set on fire (just as our forefathers intended)
"For Halloween, a woman in Vermont is handing out kale to trick-or-treaters. If you're in Vermont and you want to stop by, look for the house that's been set on fire." –Conan O'Brien
"Cosmo magazine is encouraging female students in North Carolina to vote by offering a party bus to the voting polls that includes shirtless male models — just as our forefathers intended." –Conan O'Brien
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
MLB The Show: Jackson Generals vs Altoona Curve
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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Dennis Alcapone Dread In A Babylon
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Hugh Maddo Everywhere You Go In This World
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Gregory Isaacs Babylon Too Rough (Easy Take It Easy)
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
The Beatles Live At Shea Stadium 1965 (2023 Remix)
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
JAZZ at NUGGETS | FULL GAME HIGHLIGHTS | October 30, 2023
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Rangers vs. D-backs World Series Game 3 Highlights (10/30/23) | MLB Highlights
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Las Vegas Raiders vs. Detroit Lions | 2023 Week 8 Game Highlights
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
The Cramps - Blue moon baby
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Elvis Presley - Vegas '69 Live - "Blue Suede Shoes", "Johnny B. Goode"
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
The Cramps - Surfin Bird
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Muddy Waters I Wonder Why (Live)
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Muddy Waters Feel Like Going Home
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Muddy Waters Kind Hearted Woman
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
PJ Harvey Rebecca
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Monday, October 30, 2023
NBA2K: Indiana Pacers vs New York Knicks (Buzzer Beater)
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Even more amazing, Trump learned how to file bankruptcy by age 9 (That giant brown camel is wearing a viking helmet)
I’m a little concerned about Canada legalizing marijuana. Can you imagine seeing a moose when you’re high? “Oh, man. That giant brown camel is wearing a viking helmet.” --James Corden
The New York Times published a big investigative article today that dug into the Trump family’s questionable finances. The article had all kinds of revelations. For example, Donald Trump has always claimed to be a self-made man. But apparently by age 3, he was earning $200,000 a year from his father and by age 8 he was a millionaire. Even more amazing, Trump learned how to file bankruptcy by age 9. --James Corden
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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Bill Murray knows it's Monday but... (You're Awesome)
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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Fake news! I never go down to debasement! (Anniversaries go up to 8?!)
Tomorrow is Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner’s 8th wedding anniversary. Said Donald Trump, “Anniversaries go up to 8?!” –Seth Meyers
According to Ivana Trump’s new book, President Trump once left his son Donald Trump Jr. stranded on a tarmac after he was five minutes late for a flight. Even worse, Eric’s been in an overhead bin for the last two years. –Seth Meyers
Sen. Bob Corker said today that President Trump will be remembered for, quote, “the debasement of our nation.” Said Trump, “Fake news! I never go down to debasement! That’s where we keep Eric.” –Seth Meyers
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
If you don’t believe me, ask my wife Melatonin (She made a wish, and then deleted the candles)
President Trump today claimed he has a better recollection of his condolence call to the widow of a soldier than she does, pointing to his head and saying quote “one of the great memories of all time.” Trump then added, “If you don’t believe me, ask my wife Melatonin.” –Seth Meyers
Amazon is testing a new service that allows couriers to unlock homes and leave packages inside. Learn more about the new service on a future episode of “Dateline.” –Seth Meyers
Happy birthday to Hillary Clinton, who turned 69 today. She made a wish, and then deleted the candles. –Seth Meyers
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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