"Rush Limp-baugh was
detained for more than three hours at the Palm Beach Airport after officials
found a bottle of Viagra in his possession with someone else's name on it.
Oooooooooooh. How ironic is that: the one Republican with a plan to get cheap
prescription drugs and they try to arrest him." --Jay Leno
"A powerful storm in
Washington, D.C. knocked over a 100-year-old Elm tree on the White House lawn.
President Bush was not hurt because he was playing in a different tree at the
time." --Conan O'Brien
"In fact, President
Bush is so angry at the New York Times he said today he's not even going to
pretend to read it anymore." --Jay Leno
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