"It was so hot today,
Dick Cheney was sweating bullets." --Jay Leno
"Saddam Hussein
ended his hunger strike after just one missed meal. I think he finally realized
a hunger strike only works if people don't want you to die." --Jay Leno
"According to a new
report the San Andreas Fault right under Los Angeles is ready to explode and
cause the biggest earthquake in history. Isn't that frightening? They said it
could wipe Malibu off the map. You thought Bush was slow to respond to New
Orleans, how long is it going to take him to save Barbara Streisand?"
--Jay Leno
"This week Saddam
Hussein began a hunger strike, but he ended it after only skipping one meal.
When asked why he ended the hunger strike so quickly, Saddam blushed and said,
'They had tatter tots.'" --Conan O'Brien
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