Get the feeling maybe she's been burned by a guy before (leaving your mark)

"Yesterday Senator Hillary Clinton went after Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, really went after him. She said he had a bad track record, and she asked him why she should trust him. Get the feeling maybe she's been burned by a guy before." --Jay Leno

"Normally, President Bush would take six weeks off. This time he's only taking eleven days because the White House says he has too many things to do, like he's out campaigning for other Republicans, raising money. And today all the Republicans up for re-election said: 'Take the six weeks. We're okay. We got it. We're covered. Thank you. We're fine.'" --Jay Leno

"Remember America, we started with an armed conflict. It's called the Revolutionary War, not the Revolutionary let's all sit down and talk about our feelings. So I'm surprised to hear the military can't find enough new recruits even after increasing the maximum recruitment age to 41. I don't get it. Why aren't ageing baby boomers jumping at the chance for an exciting second career? They've even lowered the physical requirement. For a 17 year-old soldier the requirements are 47 sit-ups and 35 push-ups but for a 41 year-old it's a tough but fair 29 sit-ups and 24 push-ups. And eventually when they start recruiting retirees, say by March 2007, elderly troops will qualify with two stand-ups, five thumbs-ups, and a 2-minute complaint about the salad dressing selection at Bennigans." --Stephen Colbert