"According to a new
poll, 65% of those asked said it is sometimes okay to lie, especially if you're
giving the eulogy at Ken Lay's funeral. At Ken Lay's funeral yesterday, the
minister compared him to Martin Luther King, Jr. The difference is Dr. King had
a dream, Ken Lay had a scheme." -Jay Leno
"Ken Lay's only been
dead a week, but already has a book out. It's called, 'The Five People You Meet
In Hell.'" -Jay Leno
"President Bush had a
phone conversation with the astronauts aboard the space shuttle. The odd thing
is President Bush was the only one wearing a space helmet." --Conan
O'Brien
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