"A whole lot of
turmoil this week, so let's get right to it. Starting as always with the Middle
East. This week, the area's usual subconscious depression collided with storms
of violent anger moving on from Israel on up to Gaza and straight on up through
to Lebanon. By the way, if you're in the Mid-East, this is your 6,021 straight
week of seething rage, and guess what guys? That's a new record, breaking the
old mark of 6,020 weeks set by you last week. --Daily Show correspondent Jason
Jones
"President Bush is in
Germany right now. One embarrassing moment when he asked the German Chancellor
if he could see the site where they filmed 'Hogan's Heroes.'" --Jay Leno
"Iraq's Prime Minister
warned today that he would not hesitate to shut down any biased news media
outlets. I didn't know they had the New York Times in Iraq." -Jay Leno
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