"Remember the good
old days when the only bomb you had to worry about on a plane was the Rob
Schneider movie?" --Jay Leno
"They're not letting
people on planes anymore with liquids or beverages of any kind. That's why
there are these huge delays. The pilots are hanging around the gate chugging
their beers. In fact‚ in London you can't even bring toothpaste on the plane,
which I guess for the English is not that big a problem. You can't bring hair
gel. How is Al Sharpton going to fly?" --Jay Leno
"Security is going to
be much tighter at the airports now. Because of the terrorist plot,
airport officials are confiscating all shampoos and hair gels. In other
words, Ryan Seacrest is grounded." --Conan O'Brien
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