13th Floor Elevators Wait For My Love (1969)

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 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Plus, if you make it all the way up to the fifth level, Mexico pays for it (and most of all, not having sex)

Former Real World cast member Davis Mallory claims he isn't gay anymore and posted pictures of his girlfriend. The couple reportedly loves rollerblading, going to musicals, and most of all, not having sex. —Joe Mackey 

The White House launched a mega themed video game where players can build the border wall. Plus, if you make it all the way up to the fifth level, Mexico pays for it. —Joe Mackey 

A Staten Island man survived being struck by lightning. Not only did he survive, but he now loves Puerto Ricans. —Joe Mackey 

15 colleges now cost more than $100,000 per year. As a result, students have no choice but to take out loans to pay for their drugs. —Joe Mackey 

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 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

So the next time he drives into a flag pole (I'll never financially recover from this purchase)

Tiger Woods surrendered his driver’s license for 5 years in a plea deal. So the next time he drives into a flag pole, he may actually be playing golf. —Joe Mackey 

Elon Musk claimed in 10 years we'll have 1 billion robots. Hillary Clinton said we won't need nearly that many if we can teach factory robots to strangle. —Joe Mackey 

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 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I'm your DNA now (attacked by a genetically altered Elton John)

So, ex Spider-Man star Andrew Garfield has renewed calls for a gay Spider-Man. What's the difference between a gay and a straight Spider-Man? Well, instead of the superhero being bit by a radioactive spider, he would be attacked by a genetically altered Elton John. —Greg Gutfeld 

Here's a heartwarming story. This week, a 91-year-old man became the oldest hiker to ever complete the Appalachian Trail. And get this, it was totally accidental since he was just going out to get the mail. —Greg Gutfeld 

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 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

they also approved construction of the Joe Biden memorial ramp (Starter Pack)

So the Supreme Court ruled five to four to let construction continue on Trump's White House Ballroom project. But to appease Democrats, they also approved construction of the Joe Biden memorial ramp. —Greg Gutfeld 

Bill Clinton held a star-studded 80th birthday party at Alex Soro’s Hampton's mansion. That's 80 candles. And for once, Bill had to be the one doing all the blowing. —Greg Gutfeld

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 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

The Tombstones - I Want You (1967)

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 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

NHL: Indiana Revolution vs Anaheim Ducks

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”