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Friday, July 17, 2026

The Duran: 1 HOUR AGO: Israeli Naval Vessel Sunk in Red Sea — Iran Claims Responsibility?

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

And that's just to clean the bathrooms (he knows all the words to Bohemian Rhapsody)

Before he met Putin, Trump was in the U.K., where he met Queen

Elizabeth. It got off to a bumpy start when the first thing Trump

told the queen was that he knows all the words to “Bohemian

Rhapsody.” --Jimmy Fallon

New York and New Jersey officials have agreed to reconstruct the Port Authority Bus Terminal here in New York, and the project will cost an estimated $10 to $15 billion. And that's just to clean the bathrooms. –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Thursday, July 16, 2026

I wonder when he's going to find out (Way ahead of you)

To avoid explosive diarrhea attacks, health officials are urging Americans to avoid salad. True Americans said, “Way ahead of you.” —Kat Timpf

Joe Biden is going on a book tour across the United States to promote his new book. Fascinating news. I wonder when he's going to find out. —Kat Timpf

Scientists say for the first time they have made a cell from scratch. And in 25 years that cell will multiply and grow into a girlfriend for Bill Belichick. —Kat Timpf

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

turn to the person to your right, then turn to the person to your left (Trump Diarrhea!)

“We’ve been following this story very closely here at ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ all week, and the outbreak of explosive diarrhea sweeping the nation has now spread to 34 states, including right here in California. Yeah, so I want everyone in our audience right now, turn to the person to your right, then turn to the person to your left. All three of you are about to get explosive diarrhea.” —Ike Barinholtz

“They’re saying one of the reasons this outbreak has been so hard to contain is that last year the C.D.C., under this administration, stopped keeping track of the parasite that causes the explosive diarrhea. But I want to give the president the credit he deserves, and I know how much he loves putting his name on things. So I’m announcing that from now on, this outbreak will be officially known as Trump Diarrhea!” —Ike Barinholtz

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”