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but if you want to lick it, it’s a quarter (I go by thickness)

"George Bush says we are losing the War on Drugs. You know what

that implies? There's a war being fought and people on drugs are

winning it!" – Bill Hicks

A person told me that I was wearing two different colored socks. I

said it was true, but to me they were the same because I go by

thickness. –Steven Wright

The Post Office announced today that it is going to issue a stamp

commemorating prostitution in the United States. It’s a ten cent

stamp, but if you want to lick it, it’s a quarter. --Chevy Chase, SNL

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

What a genius, he'll be missed (At number two, Ezra)

Dr. James Watts, a neurosurgeon who performed the first frontal lobotomy died this week in Washington. If you recall, a lobotomy involves drilling holes in the skull and then inserting and rotating a knife to destroy brain cells. What a genius, he'll be missed. --Norm Macdonald, SNL

And in music news number one on the college charts this summer was the band Better Than Ezra. At number two, Ezra. --Norm Macdonald, SNL

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”