No wonder I woke up this morning in a bathtub full of ice (Supergirl/General Strike)

Supergirl opened this weekend and people are excited to see what her female superpowers might be. For example, did you know that she can park her car in a single try? She can get ready in under an hour. And get this, she can pack everything for a trip in one suitcase. Super. —Greg Gutfeld 

Pop singer Daryl Hall announced he was the recipient of a kidney from a living donor. John Oates responded to the news by saying, "No wonder I woke up this morning in a bathtub full of ice." —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It's what happens when you can't use your hands (or as Trump calls him, Steve)

Meanwhile, a Brooklyn escort service is charging World Cup soccer players up to $10,000 an hour. Why so steep a price? Because it takes them two hours to score. It's what happens when you can't use your hands. —Greg Gutfeld 

Congress is putting together a time capsule to be buried and then opened in 50 years. So far, it includes an iPhone, an Apple wristwatch, and Mitch McConnell. He'll be fine. —Greg Gutfeld 

On Wednesday, Marco Rubio met with UAE President Sheikh Mohamed bin Zayed Al-Nahyan or as Trump calls him, Steve. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

He said he's looking for that special someone to spend the rest of his week with (I'm going to have to see his birth certificate)

A 96-year old man has reportedly hired a matchmaker and has gone on a number of dates. He said he's looking for that special someone to spend the rest of his week with. —Tom Shillue

At the G7 summit, President Trump complimented Indian Prime Minister Modi, calling him the most beautiful looking man. Many people think Trump was just buttering him up so he could ask, “Can you please fix my printer?” —Tom Shillue

And finally, a man who legally changed his name to Barack D. Obama announced he's running for California governor. I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to see his birth certificate. —Tom Shillue 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

she no longer believes cows are sacred (she blames herself)

JD Vance has been on a media tour promoting his book about Catholicism. And last year he said that he hopes his Hindu wife Usha converts to Christianity. And now there is hope. Once Usha saw her husband on The View, she no longer believes cows are sacred. —Greg Gutfeld 

During an event in New York City, Hillary Clinton criticized Joe Biden's decision to run again in 2024. She said, "I blame myself for not strangling him first.” —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

MLB The Show: Los Angeles Dodgers vs Washington Nationals (S2 G49)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Françoise HARDY "Message Personnel" 1973

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Almanac Singers Which Side Are You On? (1941)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”