The Duran: Russia Huge Strike Coming; Ukraine Moscow Election Day Strike Fail; Kharkov Cauldron Falls; Oreshnik

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

U.S. Middle East Strategy Unravels, NATO Remains Trump's Puppet /Col Douglas Macgregor

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Grace Slick & The Great Society - Didn't Think So (1968)

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 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

You sure about that? (Uh, ’shrooms)

Last night was the closing ceremony for the Winter Olympics, and they had some crazy stuff. They had a big conga line, they had a giant snow globe. They had glow-in-the-dark pandas on roller skates. When asked what inspired the pandas, they said, “Uh, ’shrooms.” --Jimmy Fallon

Hey, guys, listen to this: Disney has a new "Star Wars" theme park. And they're promising a fully physical and immersive experience. So, kids, get ready for a ride where Dad cuts your hand off. --Jimmy Fallon

Lawmakers in New Hampshire are now backing a bill that would make it illegal for women to expose their breasts in public because they say it could hurt tourism. Then New Orleans said, “You sure about that?” –Jimmy Fallon

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Accidente (they're just going to spend it on drugs)

I saw that Kia just debuted a new electric car that has a dashboard with 21 screens. 21 screens. They even have a name for it: the Accidente. --Jimmy Fallon

"Here's a big story out of Washington. The Senate voted against a plan to send a $250 check to 57 million elderly people. In the end, senators decided not to give the elderly money, because you know, they're just going to spend it on drugs." –Jimmy Fallon

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I guess it does sound better than Oopsies (lost the will)

Here's another big story: After this week's summit fell apart, North Korea says Kim Jong-un may have lost the will for future negotiations. Meanwhile, when they heard the phrase "lost the will," all of Trump's kids passed out. --Jimmy Fallon

"Karl Rove's new memoir, 'Courage and Consequence,' is coming out next week. Not sure if 'Courage and Consequence' is how most people would describe the Bush years, but I guess it does sound better than 'Oopsies.'" –Jimmy Fallon

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Don’t I get credit for anything? (three SpongeBob's)

Last night was the very first presidential debate and it lasted a full 90 minutes. Or as President Bush calls it three SpongeBob's. --Conan O’Brien 10/1/2004

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is in the news. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger announced this week that after he was elected he took a voluntary course on sexual harassment. Arnold says the sexual harassment class was a waste of time because quote, “I already know how to do it.” --Conan O’Brien 4/1/2004

This week, Sarah Palin said that God helped Donald Trump win the presidential election. When he heard this, a furious Satan said, “Don’t I get credit for anything?” –Conan O’Brien

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”