Dave Smith | We Need Better Propaganda | Part Of The Problem 1370

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Heated Rivalry (Hey look, the aliens are...)

A passenger on Japan Airlines posted a picture of a seat cushion on the plane that features a cheek-splitter wedge in the middle, which is very confusing because "Cheek Splitter" is also the Japanese title for "Heated Rivalry.” —Michael Che

Kentucky police arrested a man after he was caught having sex with a dead deer. I know. Worse, it wasn't dead when he started. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

That's not an affair. It's a felony (Let's be clear)

An etiquette expert is saying that the proper way to eat cereal is with a spoon in one hand and a fork in the other. The fork is to attack anyone that comes for... [Irish accent] ...me Lucky Charms. —Colin Jost

A rash has appeared on President Trump's neck, which is just above his collar. Apparently, someone accidentally washed his shirt in holy water. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Who are they all protecting? (missilum deflectus)

Warner Bros. World Abu Dhabi is officially developing a "Harry Potter"-themed land in the United Arab Emirates, so hopefully they know the spell for missilum deflectus. —Colin Jost

Timothée Chalamet is being criticized by major opera and ballet organizations after he said that "no one cares" about those art forms. Chalamet made the comment on a press tour for his movie about ping-pong. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Maybe that was the whole idea to begin with (Illuminati, Bigfoot, and the Loch Ness monster)

So, the government just released more documents about the death of Jeffrey Epstein, and they inspire about as much trust as a 2001 urine test from Barry Bonds. According to these records, one of the prison guards responsible for watching Epstein actually googled him minutes before his body was found. And that same guard had made a mysterious $5,000 cash deposit days earlier. One of several unexplained deposits flagged by the bank.

 

Now, maybe it's perfectly normal for the person guarding the most famous inmate in America to be surfing the web for info on him. Maybe she was also googling the thread count for prison sheets. I hear anything under 400 is rough on your hands.

But also simultaneously making random cash deposits that equal about a month's take-home pay. That seems like a red flag. The kind that could easily end up tied around someone's neck. 

Even harder to believe, an inmate an inmate said while medics were trying to revive Epstein, he heard a woman say, "If he's dead, we're going to have to cover it up and he's going to have to have an alibi, my officers.” Which sounds like something a villain would say to fill in the plot holes on Murder She Wrote. 

But here's the real problem. By the time we get these revelations, what are we to believe? And that's not because we all suddenly became conspiracy theorists. No, is it because the original investigation into Epstein's death was handled like a middle school class project where one kid goes through the motions while the rest eat glue.

Let's recap. Epstein dies in 2019 while awaiting trial on federal sex trafficking charges. The official ruling suicide by hanging, but the circumstances around that are shakier than Mitch McConnell on a Segway.

That's according to the court. The guards fell asleep. The required 30 minute self checks didn't happen. The surveillance cameras mysteriously malfunctioned. And the guards later admitted they falsified records saying they checked on him. All that's missing is sorry teacher, my dog ate the prisoner.

That is not an investigation. That's the plot of Police Academy 10 special ed division. That's the tragedy. When authorities botch the early stages of a case this badly, everything afterward gets dumped into the same bucket. Real evidence, weak evidence, internet rumors, coverups, Bill Clinton's nipple clamps.

It all looks the same because nothing can be reliable. Think about it. Even the most basic questions about Epstein still exist, like where did all his money actually come from? This guy went from high school math teacher to globe trotting financier with private jets, an island, and a black book that looked like Oprah's Christmas card list. 

And the explanation we got, well, you know, he managed money for rich people. Oh, well that clears everything up. Turns out he's E F***ing Hutton or EFF Hutton. But that's the thing about half-answered questions. They don't disappear. They fester. They multiply. Like Elon Musk at a beauty pageant. So now when new revelations drop, people don't say, "Holy crap." They either shrug or assume the entire government is run by the Illuminati, Bigfoot, and the Loch Ness monster.

Because when institutions leave giant holes in the story, the internet fills them. If investigators had done their job properly from the start, secured the evidence, explained the timeline, answered the obvious questions, then we could evaluate new info like adults.

Instead, we're stuck in a reality where every new fact gets treated with suspicion. It's like a fan letter addressed to Jesse Waters. We just assume it's fake. You lose public trust, which means that years later, the biggest mystery isn't just what happened in that cell. It's why the people responsible for uncovering the truth didn't try that hard. But then again, maybe that was the whole idea to begin with. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It always threw off my concentration (Wow, I just met Hillary Clinton)

Khloe Kardashian revealed that she's getting her daddy tramp stamp removed. About time. It always threw off my concentration. —Greg Gutfeld

Four people were hospitalized when a New Jersey cannabis oil factory exploded. Fire crews contained the blaze, but officials warned local residents that Chris Christie may have the munchies. —Greg Gutfeld

One of Jeffrey Epstein's prison guards googled the sex predator minutes before he was found dead. She then tweeted, "Wow, I just met Hillary Clinton.” —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

You're making Diddy uncomfortable (all ponies)

President Trump has fired Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem. You know, on some level, I feel bad for Kristi Noem. Imagine being singled out as the worst member of Trump's cabinet. That's like someone coming up to you at a party and saying, "We think you should leave. You're making Diddy uncomfortable.” —Colin Jost

Officials in New Mexico are reopening investigations into the ranch that Jeffrey Epstein owned. And they should have known something was up when Epstein's ranch was all ponies. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”