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“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Saturday, November 14, 2026
It’s the political equivalent of what happened to the guys who killed John Wick’s dog (Thank you, Mr. President)
“The blue tsunami kept rolling on Wednesday, with Scott Colom being declared the winner of Mississippi’s Senate race over the incumbent, Cindy Hyde-Smith. Not only did the Democrats flip the state, but Colom will be its first Black senator in nearly 150 years. You know what they say — once you go Black, 150 years later you go back.” — Desi Lydic
“Credit where credit is due, it turns out Donald Trump really has done more for Black people than any president, with the possible exception of Lincoln. Thank you, Mr. President.” — Jimmy Kimmel
“One of the best parts of this story is that Scott Colom was nominated in 2022 by President Biden to be a federal judge, but his nomination was blocked by Cindy Hyde-Smith, and now, he’s back and he took her seat. It’s the political equivalent of what happened to the guys who killed John Wick’s dog.“ — Jimmy Kimmel, referring to the 2014 action movie “John Wick.”
“She blocked him from becoming a judge, then he ran against her and won. This election is an incredible story of perseverance, racial progress, a testament to those who fought for decades to expunge the evils of the past, but it’s also a beautiful story of revenge. I mean, that sounds like something George would do in an episode of ‘Seinfeld.’” — Seth Meyers
“And by the way, if you are a Mississippi Republican, don’t feel too bad that Cindy Hyde-Smith lost this race. Based on how much she likes dressing like a Confederate soldier, she’s been celebrating losers her whole life.” — Desi Lydic
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Ugh, that was a tough day,’ said Mitch McConnell (this is the best news to come out of Mississippi!)
The blue tsunami kept rolling on Wednesday, with Scott Colom being declared the winner of Mississippi’s Senate race over the incumbent, Cindy Hyde-Smith. Not only did the Democrats flip the state, but Colom will be its first Black senator in nearly 150 years. This is the best news to come out of Mississippi since — this is the best news to come out of Mississippi! —Seth Meyers
“The Associated Press has projected that Democrat Scott Colom has won Mississippi’s senate race which will make him the first Black senator to represent the state since 1881. ‘Ugh, that was a tough day,’ said Mitch McConnell.’” — Seth Meyers
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
he set off every breathalyzer in the five-block radius (Now I just look stupid!)
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth faced eight articles of impeachment on Tuesday, with charges accusing him of violating federal law and the Constitution. Yes, finally! This is huge, someone actually going after Pete Hegseth, and not just for child support! — Desi Lydic
Republicans managed to shelve the impeachment effort, however, after 11 Democrats missed the vote. Are you kidding me? A chance to impeach the secretary of defense, and 11 of you couldn’t be bothered to come to work? Even Mitch McConnell finds a way to show up to work, and he died years ago! — Desi Lydic
“This is a major ‘L’ for Democrats. And to think, I just put the finishing touches on my Hakeem Jeffries back tattoo. Now I just look stupid!” — Desi Lydic
“Yeah, after the vote, Pete Hegseth let out such a huge sigh of relief, he set off every breathalyzer in the five-block radius.” — Seth Meyers
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
experts are 100 percent sure it wasn’t Melania (a woman could be heard laughing in the background)
President Trump called into C-SPAN on Monday night, and as his call was connected, a woman could be heard laughing in the background. Yes, that feminine giggle you heard at the top of the call was either his assistant, Natalie Harp, or it could have been his son Eric. We don’t know. —Jimmy Kimmel
“Based on the happy laugh, experts are 100 percent sure it wasn’t Melania.” — Jimmy Fallon
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Weekend Update: Bob Dylan Meets with Pope Leo, Martha Stewart Apologizes for Halloween Costume - SNL
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“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Weekend Update: Democrats Win Control of Congress, Trump Blames Poor Quality GOP Candidates - SNL
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“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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