"A prominent polish
politician in Poland, escaped a drunk driving arrest after he told the police
he was only using vodka as a mouthwash. And today, Patrick Kennedy said,
"That's what happened to me." --Jay Leno
"To his credit
President Bush knew all the protocol when meeting a Japanese prime minister.
He's had a lot of practice bowing to oil company executives." --Jay Leno
"The senate has held
hearings on President Bush's use of 'signing statements'. Do you know what that
is? It's a proclamation which lets the president sign a bill and limit what
parts apply to him. The Democrats are acting like this is something new. It's
not. It's the same thing Bill Clinton used when he signed his marriage
license." --Jay Leno
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