"While our young men
and women battle valiantly in Iraq, the older men and women who sent them there
are locked in a similar struggle -- albeit rhetorical -- carefully choosing
their fighting words over here, because they'll never have to actually go over
there." --Jon Stewart
"People are happy
that Superman is back. But the film itself, is uh, I don't want to say its dull
but all it is for two hours Superman talks about global warming." --David
Letterman
"What is it with
Republicans and Viagra? First Bob Dole, he was doing the ads for Viagra. Now
you got Rush Limbaugh. Say what you want about Bill Clinton, but the man was
always there to answer the call, ladies and gentlemen" --Jay Leno
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