"North Korea is
reportedly trying to develop a missile that can reach the West Coast of the
United States. Apparently, the Korean missile will land in California and open
up a nail salon." --Conan O'Brien
"Saddam Hussein has
announced a new hunger strike to protest the shooting death of his lawyer
yesterday. Not a bad idea to kick off bikini season." --Jimmy Kimmel
"President Bush
raised $27 million for the Republican Party. A record at a fundraiser.
Interesting pricing at the event, like for $2,500 you got dinner. $25,000 got
your picture taken with the president. And for $250,000 you got your license
plate made by a former Republican official now in jail." --Jay Leno
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