"Cuban doctors said
today that Fidel Castro is recovering and is in better shape than the next guy.
Assuming the next guy is Dick Cheney." --Jay Leno
"President Bush had
his annual physical this week. Doctors said that the president is in excellent
shape. The country has gone to hell. But he's in good shape." --Jay Leno
"Another good thing
war is good for: Peace. This year the Peace Corps accepted 7,810
volunteers--the largest number in 30 years. That's great news. The Peace Corps
identifies people who hate America, then ships them overseas. Hard to camp out
with Cindy Sheehan when you're digging a well in Burundi." --Stephen
Colbert
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