"The Bush CIA special
unit that was searching for Osama bin Laden has been disbanded. So I guess,
mission accomplished." --David Letterman
"I want to wish a
belated birthday to our president. George W. Bush celebrated the big 6-0 on
Thursday. When you realize President Bush and Jessica Simpson were born in the
same week, maybe there is something to this astrology stuff." --Jimmy
Kimmel
"Of the over 100,000
wildfires that happen in the U.S. each year, not a single one would get started
without the fire triangle: Oxygen, heat and fuel. Fire needs all three to
exist. It's like the three branches of our government: Legislative, judicial
and executive. The fewer there are, the safer we are." --Stephen Colbert
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