"Republican
Congressman Pete Hoekstra has charged the Bush administration with keeping
programs secret from Congress. If President Bush really wants to keep his
programs a secret, talk to NBC. Some of our programs are so secret, no one has
seen them." --Jay Leno
"Earlier last week
the leftist candidate was declared the winner in the Mexican presidential
election. Then after the recount, the conservative candidate was named
president. Apparently, they had some problem with the ballots. They had what
they called 'Hanging Juans.'" --Jay Leno
"Last week convicted
Enron crook Ken Lay died of a heart attack. They announced they were going to
cremate him. Where he's going, why bother?" --Jay Leno
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