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Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Taepodong-2 (a particularly amusing name)



"North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Il thought he could get away with firing seven missiles into the Sea of Japan in a test of his new long range rocket technology. Six of his missiles worked, but the one capable of reaching America with a nuclear payload blew up in mid-air. That was, of course, the infamous Taepodong-2, which, since it is still incapable of destroying the West Coast remains a particularly amusing name." --Jon Stewart

"The security of the world is threatened by Kim Jong-Il, a nerdy pompadour, platform shoe wearer who looks like something you would put on the end of your child's pencil." --Jon Stewart

"Authorities in New York City have foiled a plot by terrorists to blow up the Holland Tunnel. There was one awkward moment when officials informed President Bush the Holland Tunnel was safe. Bush then thanked the Dutch authorities for all their help." --Jay Leno





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