"Karl Rove's new
talking point for the Republicans is that the terrorists are like the Nazis,
and anyone against the Iraq War is like the appeasers before World War II. If
that doesn't work they're going to use Bush's analogy, where bin Laden is a
Klingon and he's Captain Kirk." --Bill Maher
"President Bush said
he's often asked why we are in Iraq when Saddam Hussein isn't responsible for
9/11. Bush said all his responses are the same -- 'Dad, quit asking me
that.'" --Jay Leno
"NASA lost the
original film of the moon landing. Did you hear about this? Well, you know, in
their defense, they're not exactly rocket scientists." --David Letterman
"The Venezuelan
President went to the U.N. and called Bush the devil. You could tell Bush was
offended, because his tail stopped wagging. Bush said, 'I would love to answer
your ridiculous charge that I'm the devil, but I'm a little too busy this week
trying to unite my party behind torturing people.'" --Bill Maher
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