"Let's not forget the
disturbing news about the Middle East coming out of America. This week Bleu
Copas became the 55th Arabic translator discharged under the Army's 'Don't Ask,
Don't Tell' policy. After being tipped off by anonymous emails investigators
asked him if he had any gay friends and, this is true, if he was involved in
community theater. By the way, Bleu Copas, who would have thought somebody
named for a French cheese would be gay? Copas is accepting a honorable
discharge but only to keep friends from be targeted. He says of his situation:
'It is unfair. It is unjust. Even with the policy we have, it should never have
happened.' Sadly his protest was for naught as he made the statement in Arabic
and no one in the Army understands that language now." --Jon Stewart
"As you know the
elderly Fidel Castro recovering from surgery in Cuba. It was pretty serious. I
understand he was rushed to the hospital on Donkey One. A message delivered on
Cuban Television today said that Fidel Castro's condition is listed as stable,
which in Communist countries means he'll be dead by Friday." --Jay Leno
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