"For the first time
in his presidency, President Bush addressed the NAACP convention. For five
years he was asked to appear at the NAACP, but didn't make it. Well, that's
nothing. He was asked to appear at the National Guard for six years and never
made any of those." --Jay Leno
"Actually, it almost
didn't happen. When President Bush overheard a couple of staff members saying
he was going to give a speech at the NAACP, Bush got mad. He said, 'You can't
fool me, I know what that spells.'" --Jay Leno
"There was one
embarrassing moment today for President Bush when they phoned the Pentagon
about evacuating Lebanese-Americans. He said, 'I didn't even know Dick Cheney's
daughter was over there.'" --Jay Leno
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