"The FBI has busted
three guys who stole secrets from Coca-Cola and were going to sell them to
Pepsi. Espionage. I mean Osama bin Laden is still running around, but by God we
got these guys." --David Letterman
"President Bush has
now jumped on the Al Gore bandwagon. He told People Magazine he's working on a
solution for global warming, but, see, I don't think he really understands it.
What he actually said was, when it comes to global warming, he's been burning
the midnight oil." --Jay Leno
"According to an AP
poll, 66% of people say it is okay to lie under certain circumstances, to which
the oil companies said, 'That's what we've been trying to tell
everybody.'" --Jay Leno
"Oil hit an all-time
high today. $78 a barrel and they say it could get even higher in the event of
trouble in the Middle East. Thank God we're okay there." --Jay Leno
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