"And this Friday,
'American Idol' winner Taylor Hicks will go to the White House and meet the
President of the United States. Say what you want about Bush, he knows how to
delegate. 'Condoleezza you go to Beirut, I'm going to be meeting with the
'American Idol' on Friday'." --Jay Leno
"Realize if Al Gore
is right and the polar ice caps do melt, the entire state of Florida would be
under water and he could finally win a presidential election." --Jay Leno
"Secretary of State
Condoleezza Rice is in Beirut today, not on official business, just cooler
there. She just wanted to cool off, get away from that heat." --Jay Leno
"And John Kerry said
over the weekend, if he were president the current conflict wouldn't be
happening because he would be more involved in the Middle East. More involved?
Hey, Bush invaded the place. How could he get more involved than that?"
--Jay Leno
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