"President Bush got
back tonight from his very brief trip to Europe. Boy, remember the old days
when it used to take longer than two days to visit all of our allies?"
--Jay Leno
"Actually, one
awkward moment in Hungary. See, I don't think President Bush really prepares
for these trips. Geography is not his area. He told the people of Budapest that
although he believes in Jesus, he respects their leader, Buddha, as well."
--Jay Leno
"President Bush
arrived in Austria for a summit yesterday. Bush was greeted by protestors
banging drums and blowing whistles. There was an awkward moment when the
president asked the protestors to play 'Whoomp! There It Is.'" --Conan
O'Brein
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