"Last Sunday night
'60 Minutes' aired a disturbing Mike Wallace interview with Iranian president
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. I don't like '60 Minutes' talking to our enemies. Everyone
knows Iran is going to be our next global nemesis. They need to be isolated
like North Korea, so they have time to blossom into a full blown opponent. An
evil soufflé needs time to rise." --Stephen Colbert
"Midterms are a few
months away. The intensity is picking up. Republican Senator/possible '08
presidential candidate George Allen of Virginia campaigning hard. George Allen
was pointing out that his opponent in the Senate race, James Webb had sent someone
to videotape all of George Allen's appearances -- which is not a very nice
thing to do because George Allen says some really stupid s---. Like, 'Let's all
welcome macaca over here to America.' Although in Allen's defense, he didn't
know that the gentleman was already a citizen and didn't need to be welcomed
to America, or that his name wasn't 'macaca.' I think Allen just assumed the
gentleman looked 'macaca-ish'." --Jon Stewart
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