"Speaking of that, a
Fox News crew was shot at on live TV as they revealed detailed information
about Israeli troop movements. Now we're not 100% sure who did the shooting,
but the interesting part is the shooting stopped as soon as they found out
Geraldo wasn't there." --Jay Leno
"In Russia, President
Bush met with 15 pro-democracy activists, who asked him to help stop the
Russian government from spying on their citizens and listening in on their
phone calls. Bush said, 'Yeah, just give me your name and number.' I think
they're barking up the wrong tree." --Jay Leno
"I don't know if this
is a coincidence or not, but Ken Lay died last week and today, Hell filed for
bankruptcy." --Jay Leno
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