Anti-Trump
Republicans have reportedly been re-energized by reports that Donald Trump's campaign
is having financial problems that could lead to an alternative GOP nominee.
"Awesome," said Jeb Bush, before slipping on a banana peel and
falling into a manhole. –Seth Meyers
Ted
Cruz today endorsed Marco Rubio's campaign for re-election in the Senate. And
when those two work together, there's nothing they can do. –Seth Meyers
"The Venezuelan
President went to the U.N. and called Bush the devil. You could tell Bush was
offended, because his tail stopped wagging. Bush said, 'I would love to answer
your ridiculous charge that I'm the devil, but I'm a little too busy this week
trying to unite my party behind torturing people.'" --Bill Maher
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