Wait a second, I think I’m in love (see-through fish)

In a speech today, Donald Trump blasted Hillary Clinton, calling her "a world class liar" and "the most corrupt person to seek the presidency." Trump then said, "Wait a second, I think I’m in love." –Conan O’Brien

Welcome to Los Angeles, home of the Lakers, home of the Clippers, neither of whom won the NBA championship this year which is why we didn't have a parade today. –Jimmy Kimmel

Trump said the public doesn't know anything about Hillary in terms of her religion, whereas we do know that he is a man of deep faith. In fact, his faith is so deep you can barely see any sign of it. His faith is like one of these see-through fish at the very, very bottom of the ocean. –Jimmy Kimmel