"President Bush is
beating the August heat the same way he always does -- with a vacation on his
ranch in Texas. He got there yesterday. This will be his shortest vacation
since he's taken office. Usually he takes a full month, this time around
because of the wars and everything, only ten days. I guess he's saving up the
personal days so he can skip the last three months of his presidency."
--Jimmy Kimmel
"Earlier today
President Bush made a speech about immigration at the border between Texas and
Mexico. There was an awkward moment when an illegal immigrant interrupted Bush
and said can you give me directions to Dallas?" --Conan O'Brien
"You know what is
really ironic about this? Mel Gibson may be the first guy in history to be in
more trouble for talking while drunk then driving while drunk." --Jay Leno
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