"Yesterday President
Bush denied that Iraq is close to a civil war saying, 'Civil War. What Civil
War?' Coincidentally that's the same thing Bush used to say in his American
History class." --Conan O'Brien
"The White House
announced this week that President Bush took three books with him on his
ten-day vacation to his ranch in Texas. Three books. Now before you get
impressed by all that, it's the same three books he took last year. He's still
waiting to see if the little engine gets over the mountain." --Jay Leno
"As you know
President Bush is currently on vacation in Texas. He said he's going to try and
do absolutely nothing for the next ten days. His advisors think this is the
best way to bring his approval rating up. Just don't do anything." --Jay
Leno
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