idiocracy23: June 2021

Wednesday, June 30, 2021

Tucker Carlson Realizes NSA Spying on Him

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Long Tall Sally (The Beatles Star Club Hamburg 1962)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Yes Is It Take 9 (The Beatles Help Sessiones)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Roll Over Beethoven (The Beatles Star Club Hamburg)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

A Saucerful Of Secrets (Pink Floyd France 1969 Live)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

The Hippy Hippy Shake (The Beatles Star Club)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Elmore James - The Sky Is Crying

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

KoKo Taylor - Wang Dang Doodle

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

james brown - i'll go crazy

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Elvis Presley - A Big Hunk O' Love

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Frank Sinatra - I Can Read Between The Lines

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Muddy Waters - You Can't Lose What You Never Had (Vinyl Rip)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Fay & Gabby - Sweeter and Sweeter

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Howlin' Wolf - I Walked From Dallas / Love Me Darlin' / Mr Airplane Man

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Bill Evans - Witchcraft

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Ritchie Valens - Come On Let's Go

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Elvis Presley - Reconsider Baby

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

ike and tina turner - the way you love me

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Mississippi Fred McDowell - Woke Up This Morning With My Mind On Jesus

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Buddy Holly - Well... All Right

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Mahalia Jackson - I'm On My Way

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Ike and Tina Turner - Gonna find me a substitute

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Slim Harpo - Shake Your Hips

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Elvis Presley - Trouble (Electronically Reprocessed Stereo mix)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Roy Orbison - Candy Man

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

JOHN LENNON Real Love

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

I'm not ashamed to dress like a woman (volcanos, asteroid strikes, apocalypse)

December 2012

"It's been a tough decade for Lindsay Lohan. She's either in prison or she's in rehab. She's been in rehab so many times that the rehab cafeteria has a sandwich named after her." –David Letterman

"Now Lindsay Lohan is apparently broke. To raise money — say your son's having a bar mitzvah — Lindsay will appear at your son's bar mitzvah. She's also available for Mayan end-of-the-world parties." –David Letterman

"And now The Mayan Channel forecast. Thursday: cloudy, chance of showers, high 39. Friday: volcanos, asteroid strikes, apocalypse." –David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Why does everyone always spell in front of me? (Trust me, that gets old really fast)

"When it gets hot, so hot you can't stand it and the steam is

rising from your scalp, do you worry about global warming?

Well, George Bush is now also worried about global warming,

but he has a plan. He's going to invade the sun."

--David Letterman

President Bush has been speaking out about the Wall Street

bailout. And today, a reporter asked him what he planned to

do about AIG. Yeah. Bush got upset and said, 'Why does

everyone always spell in front of me?'" --Conan O'Brien

"This is what I love about this whole thing. This is what

Congress said today. 'The days of getting money just for

the asking are over.' And then they asked for $700 billion.

Here's the way a bailout works. A failed President Bush

and a failed Congress invest $700 billion of your money

in failed businesses. Believe me, this can't fail." --Jay Leno

"And Barack Obama told Tom Brokaw the other day on

'Meet the Press' that what he's looking for in a VP is a

person who will tell him when they thought he was wrong,

to which President Bush said, 'Trust me, that gets old really

fast.'" --Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

She is listed as questionable for Sunday's game against the Ravens (orthopedic pants suit)

December 2012

"Secretary of State Hillary Clinton collapsed, passed out, banged her head, got a concussion. She is listed as questionable for Sunday's game against the Ravens." –David Letterman

"For the next six weeks Hillary will be in an orthopedic pants suit." –David Letterman

"This weekend I finished my packing for the apocalypse coming up on December 21. What do you take? What do you leave behind?" –David Letterman

"If you think traffic is bad now, wait until the 21st with people trying to get out of town for the end of the world." –David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

We can't afford the rich anymore! (we found out today why she passed out)

December 2012

"Police are now looking for a man who robbed a bank wearing a Mitt Romney mask. He robbed the bank, fled the area, and then stashed the money somewhere in the Cayman Islands." –Jay Leno

"Over the weekend, Hillary Clinton passed out, hit her head, and suffered a minor concussion. Well, we found out today why she passed out. Apparently, she heard the Lakers won two games in a row." –Jay Leno

"It's rumored that John Boehner and President Obama are considering a partial deal to avoid the fiscal cliff at the end of the year. Yeah, it's RUMORED that a PARTIAL deal is being CONSIDERED — or to put that in layman's terms: We're going off this cliff." –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

We've only got about a week left, and I haven't even started packing (Saddam is hiding WMDs)

December 2012

"Christmas is just around the corner. It's just under two weeks away, and today Santa released 10 years of tax returns." –David Letterman

"The Mayan calendar says that on the 21st, we're done. We've only got about a week left, and I haven't even started packing." –David Letterman

"On the bright side, the end of the world kind of takes the edge off the fiscal cliff, doesn't it?" –David Letterman

"The Mayans predicted that last joke wouldn't work." –David Letterman

"'The Hobbit' opens today. It's going to make a ton of money this weekend. It will make more money than Mitt Romney spent losing the election." –Craig Ferguson

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

She asked that exact same question when she interviewed William Howard Taft (1% Republican)

December 2012

"The Golden Globe nominations were announced yesterday morning, and 'Lincoln' got seven nominations. Finally, a Republican who might win something." –Jay Leno

"On Wednesday night, Barbara Walters asked Governor Chris Christie if he was too fat to be president. A lot of people are criticizing Barbara for asking that question. But in fairness, Barbara asked that exact same question when she interviewed William Howard Taft." –Jay Leno

"Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke said a failure to reach a deal for the fiscal cliff will hurt the recovery. The good news is most Americans will not be affected by this because they had no idea there WAS a recovery." –Jay Leno

"The U.S. Census Bureau says that by the year 2043, white people will be in the minority in the United States. By that time, the country will be 15 percent black, 31 percent Hispanic, and 1 percent Republican." –Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Each senator received a fitting gift: a gold watch that stopped working years ago (Hey, I'm not doing anything)

December 2012

"Barbara Walters' 'Ten Most Fascinating People' show was on last night. Number one was General Petraeus. I think if this guy was a little less fascinating he would probably still have his job." –David Letterman

"The North Koreans are always making trouble. They launched a rocket there over the weekend. It was scary when they fired that rocket. It flew right over my vacation home in Pyongyang." –David Letterman

"The satellite that North Korea launched on Tuesday is apparently unstable, and could collide with several American satellites. Or as North Korea calls that, 'The point.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"HBO is planning a new movie similar to 'Game Change,' but based on the 2012 election. The network said they're not sure who will play Mitt Romney — then Mitt Romney said, 'Hey, I'm not doing anything.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Yesterday, the Senate floor was reserved for farewell speeches from retiring senators. Each senator received a fitting gift: a gold watch that stopped working years ago." –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

So now they're having a benefit concert for people who had to see that (They're Laker fans)

December 2012

"Everybody I run into is talking about the end of the world. They're not believers in the Mayan apocalypse. They're Laker fans." –Conan O'Brien

"Anyone see that Hurricane Sandy concert? Kanye West performed while wearing a leather skirt. So now they're having a benefit concert for people who had to see that." –Conan O'Brien

"New Jersey Governor Chris Christie says he hired a personal trainer. The trainer makes him do two laps around the Cinnabon before going in." –Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Vote your conscience, not someone else's politics (So it means dress is casual)

December 2012

"New Jersey Democrats say Republican Governor Chris Christie will be impossible to beat. It's unclear if they're talking about the 2013 governor's race or Coney Island hot dog-eating contest." –Conan O'Brien

"According to the Mayan calendar, December 21 marks the end of the world. Then why am I Christmas shopping?" –David Letterman

"December 21, the end of the world, is a Friday. So it means dress is casual." –David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”