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Sunday, June 26, 2016

a Hummer the size of an elementary school (global warming s**t)



"We set an all-time record for power consumption here in California yesterday. Our governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, whom you may know from such movies as 'Kindergarten Cop,' has been urging Californians to try and conserve energy, which is interesting to hear from a guy who drives a Hummer the size of an elementary school." --Jimmy Kimmel

 "So hot today down in Washington, D.C., President Bush said, 'Maybe there is something with the global warming s**t.'" --David Letterman

"President Bush is back from the G-8 Summit over there in Russia. The G-8 Summit went very well. Today the world leaders announced they are still very close to finding a replacement for Star Jones." --David Letterman

"That's the big story, President Bush being recorded using a four-letter word at the G-8 Summit in Russia. At first everyone thought he had mispronounced the word 'Shiite.'" --Jay Leno








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