"The big story still
is the big terror plot foiled in Britain. Earlier today, a top official in
England said, 'Britain is living through its most frightening time since the
second World War.' Of course, he wasn't counting that three-year run by the
Spice Girls." --Conan O'Brien
"Today President Bush
said the United States is still under the threat of attack. Then he went back
on vacation. I don't think President Bush really understands the severity of
this situation. Like when they first told Bush about the terrorist plot against
the airlines, he said, 'Let me guess, snakes on a plane?'" --Jay Leno
"Officials say these
terrorists targeted United, American and Continental Airlines. You know what
that means? Even terrorists won't fly Southwest." --Jay Leno
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