"According to the New
York Times, lawyers are almost four times more likely to get depressed than
other people, especially lawyers who go hunting with Dick Cheney."
--Jay Leno
Evidently, low approval
ratings can be contracted through saliva." --Stephen Colbert, on the
effect of President Bush kissing Joe Lieberman
"New York is on a
heightened state of alert. They say New Yorkers should be aware of suspicious
activity. I'm thinking, 'Hell, that's our number one industry.'" --David
Letterman
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