Donald
Trump is actually taking a break from the campaign to go visit his golf resort
in Scotland tomorrow. Right after he leaves the U.S., Republicans will say, "Quick!
Build the wall!" –Jimmy Fallon
Trump’s
campaign isn't doing so well financially. A recent report said his campaign
even spent over $100,000 for meals just last month. Trump was like, "Well,
that's the price you pay for hiring Chris Christie." –Jimmy Fallon
Yesterday,
the Knicks made a huge trade with the Chicago Bulls to get all-star Derrick
Rose. I guess the Bulls approached the Knicks, looked them in the eyes and
said, "Will you accept this rose?" –Jimmy Fallon
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