Madden: Indianapolis Colts vs Kansas City Chiefs (Overtime)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

CNN: 8 hidden midterm election indicators you may be missing

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Miami Dolphins vs. San Francisco 49ers Game Highlights | NFL 2026 Week 2

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 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Washington Commanders vs Dallas Cowboys Game Highlights | 2026 NFL Season Week 2

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 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Seattle Seahawks vs. Arizona Cardinals Game Highlights | NFL 2026 Season Week 2

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Denver Broncos Game Highlights | NFL 2026 Season Week 2

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Las Vegas Raiders vs Los Angeles Chargers Game Highlights | 2026 NFL Season Week 2

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Pittsburgh Steelers vs. New England Patriots Game Highlights | NFL Week 2

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

New Orleans Saints vs. Baltimore Ravens Game Highlights | NFL 2026 Season Week 2

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 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Cincinnati Bengals vs Houston Texans Game Highlights | 2026 NFL Season Week 2

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 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Green Bay Packers vs. New York Jets Game Highlights | NFL 2026 Season Week 2

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 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Minnesota Vikings vs. Chicago Bears Game Highlights | NFL 2026 Season Week 2

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Carolina Panthers vs. Atlanta Falcons Game Highlights | NFL Week 2

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 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Philadelphia Eagles vs Tennessee Titans Game Highlights | 2026 NFL Season Week 2

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 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Cleveland Browns vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers Game Highlights

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 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World As We Know It (1987)

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 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

R.E.M. - Radio Free Europe (1981)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Siouxsie & the Banshees - Kiss Them for Me (1991)

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 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The Duran: Russia Huge Strike Coming; Ukraine Moscow Election Day Strike Fail; Kharkov Cauldron Falls; Oreshnik

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

U.S. Middle East Strategy Unravels, NATO Remains Trump's Puppet /Col Douglas Macgregor

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Grace Slick & The Great Society - Didn't Think So (1968)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

You sure about that? (Uh, ’shrooms)

Last night was the closing ceremony for the Winter Olympics, and they had some crazy stuff. They had a big conga line, they had a giant snow globe. They had glow-in-the-dark pandas on roller skates. When asked what inspired the pandas, they said, “Uh, ’shrooms.” --Jimmy Fallon

Hey, guys, listen to this: Disney has a new "Star Wars" theme park. And they're promising a fully physical and immersive experience. So, kids, get ready for a ride where Dad cuts your hand off. --Jimmy Fallon

Lawmakers in New Hampshire are now backing a bill that would make it illegal for women to expose their breasts in public because they say it could hurt tourism. Then New Orleans said, “You sure about that?” –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Accidente (they're just going to spend it on drugs)

I saw that Kia just debuted a new electric car that has a dashboard with 21 screens. 21 screens. They even have a name for it: the Accidente. --Jimmy Fallon

"Here's a big story out of Washington. The Senate voted against a plan to send a $250 check to 57 million elderly people. In the end, senators decided not to give the elderly money, because you know, they're just going to spend it on drugs." –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I guess it does sound better than Oopsies (lost the will)

Here's another big story: After this week's summit fell apart, North Korea says Kim Jong-un may have lost the will for future negotiations. Meanwhile, when they heard the phrase "lost the will," all of Trump's kids passed out. --Jimmy Fallon

"Karl Rove's new memoir, 'Courage and Consequence,' is coming out next week. Not sure if 'Courage and Consequence' is how most people would describe the Bush years, but I guess it does sound better than 'Oopsies.'" –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Don’t I get credit for anything? (three SpongeBob's)

Last night was the very first presidential debate and it lasted a full 90 minutes. Or as President Bush calls it three SpongeBob's. --Conan O’Brien 10/1/2004

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is in the news. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger announced this week that after he was elected he took a voluntary course on sexual harassment. Arnold says the sexual harassment class was a waste of time because quote, “I already know how to do it.” --Conan O’Brien 4/1/2004

This week, Sarah Palin said that God helped Donald Trump win the presidential election. When he heard this, a furious Satan said, “Don’t I get credit for anything?” –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

That's proof. He DID sleep with her (The Five People You Meet in H*ll)

"It's been reported that former Vice President Cheney is hard at work on his memoirs. It's called 'The Five People You Meet in Hell.'" --Conan O'Brien

You probably heard that Stormy Daniels' book is out. Stormy Daniels has written a memoir and she describes sex with Trump as the "least impressive sex" she's ever had. Once she heard this, Melania Trump said, "This confirms it. That's proof. He DID sleep with her." --Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The smart money is on Tim Tebow (and the number is growing by the hour)

"Dick Cheney was on television yesterday. He was giving an hour-long speech. In the speech, he's defending waterboarding. I thought, boy, that's a tough call — would you rather be waterboarded or listen to Cheney for an hour?" --David Letterman

"Good news from President Bush. At a press conference yesterday, he was upbeat, he was cheerful, he was optimistic. Yeah, that's right. He's drinking again. They say he's having a pretty good week and you got to give him credit because, earlier in the week, President Bush quietly sneaked into Iraq. Here's an idea: Why don't we quietly sneak out of Iraq?" –David Letterman

"Big news coming out of the Vatican. Pope Benedict resigned. And they're busy looking for replacements. The smart money is on Tim Tebow." –David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

FC Kahuna - Hayling (2002)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Zero 7 - In The Waiting Line (Live 2002)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Portishead Glory Box Live At Roseland NY (1998)

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 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Blur - To The End (1994)

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 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Ana Kasparian: Trump, Vance CAN'T EXPLAIN The Disastrous War Economy

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Jackson Hinkle: Iran SHOT DOWN 5 U.S. Aircraft In One Day

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

HOW CHINA FLIPPED THE SCRIPT OF IRAN WAR /Col Lawrence Wilkerson

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Madden: Indianapolis Colts vs Baltimore Ravens (Touchdowns)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Sabby Sabs: Diesel Prices SURGE! Trump PANICS!

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Tim Dillon: Ed Sheeran, Sydney Sweeney, & Kash Patel’s Pet Fetish | The Tim Dillon Show #513

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Eurodollar University: Grocery Stores Just Confirmed the Worst-Case Scenario for the Economy

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The Velvet Underground - Foggy Notion (1969)

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 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

U2 One Tree Hill (1987)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

R.E.M. Fall On Me (1986)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Jimmy Dore: WHO'S RUNNING THIS COUNTRY?

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Democracy Now: “End Times Fascism”: Naomi Klein and Astra Taylor on Billionaires, Bunkers, AI, Gaza & the Far Right

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Jackson Hinkle: Yemen Shoots Down Saudi F-15 & Destroys More Fighter Jets

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

KernowDamo: Houthis Just Pulled The Plug - Saudi False Flag Flops!

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

'Basically everyone' hates Hegseth, Trump's nightmare & more | Enten roundup

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Coincidentally, that's the last thing Kamala said to Joe before he dropped out (Insect burgers)

A Minnesota woman's mugshot has gone viral because she really resembles Jennifer Lopez. In fact, she is such a dead ringer for JLo, it took police three hours to pat down her a**. —Kennedy 

Sydney Sweeney lost more than 200,000 Instagram followers after her naked commercial. All from wives whose husbands got boners watching it. —Kennedy 

The Trump administration is now considering paying stay-at-home parents $9,000 per child every year, causing Hunter Biden to finally ask to meet his seven-year-old. —Kennedy 

A Carnegie Mellon professor is on leave after her disturbing ex post surfaced, reading, "Die first, white man. Then ask yourself why I'm dancing.” Coincidentally, that's the last thing Kamala said to Joe before he dropped out. —Kennedy

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Due Dissidence: Trump in TOTAL DENIAL as Iran War Gets MORE UNWINNABLE Than Ever

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Hold for booing (the Iran war championship T-shirt merch we had to throw away)

“Well, get this, last night during a speech in North Carolina, Trump said high gas prices are a ‘very inexpensive price to pay’ for the war. Then his teleprompter said, ‘Hold for booing.’” — Jimmy Fallon

“We’ve got a problem with diesel, and I mean the fuel source, not the brand of jeans worn exclusively by disgusting Europeans. And the cost is even more when you count all the military bases we have to repair, all the equipment we’ll have to fix, all the Iran war championship T-shirt merch we had to throw away.” — Michael Kosta

“I’m starting to think it’s bad that our entire economy is built on extracting oil from incredibly narrow waterways in the world’s most volatile region.” — Michael Kosta

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

KernowDamo: Crucial Israeli System Is Literally Collapsing - But Not Because Of Rockets

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”