"A lot of people are
complaining about how long it's taking to evacuate Americans from Lebanon.
Lebanon? We couldn't even evacuate Americans from New Orleans." --Jay Leno
"People still talking
about President Bush's use of a four-letter word at the G-8 Summit. It's not a
big deal, President Bush using a four-letter word. Now if President Bush used a
four-syllable word that would be news worthy." --Jay Leno
"In a speech, Vice
President Dick Cheney said, 'Either we are serious about this war or we are
not.' Of course, people didn't know if he meant the war in Iraq, the war in
Afghanistan, the war against people who disagree with him." --Jay Leno
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