Friday, March 31, 2017

Jimmy Dore: Arnold Schwarzenegger "I'm A Good Kind Of Republican!"

Young Turks: Celebrating Ten Years Of Ana Kasparian!

At '1% Party' Billionaires In Drag Mock The Poor

Linda Ronstadt - Tumbling Dice (Summit in Houston - Nov 17, 1977)

The Rolling Stones - Happy - Live (1972)

The Rolling Stones - It's Only Rock 'N' Roll (But I Like It)

Blue Angel & Cyndi Lauper - I Had A Love 

Paranmaum - Linda Linda 

The Blue Hearts - Linda Linda 

Neil Young - Out On The Weekend 

Fetchin Bones Love Crushing 

Oasis - I am The Walrus (live Argentina) HQ!

Oasis - Helter Skelter at Maple Leaf Gardens 

Oasis - My Generation


Oasis - All You Need Is Love 

Badfinger - Baby Blue (1972)

George Harrison - It Don't Come Easy 

The Beatles - Ticket to Ride (Live at Wembley Stadium 1965) 

The Beatles Twist & Shout - Performed Live On The Ed Sullivan Show 2/23/64 

The Beatles - Don't Let Me Down 

The Beatles - Hey Jude

The Beatles - Revolution 

Buck Owens - Gonna Have Love 

Humanist Report: The Democratic Ship Continues to Sink Episode 87

Humanist Report: Republicans Demolished YOUR Online Privacy to Appease Comcast & Verizon 

Jimmy Dore: How GOP Sides With Corporations To Destroy Internet Privacy 

Jimmy Dore: Anti-Planned Parenthood Filmmaker Charged With 15 Felonies 

Jimmy Dore: Privacy Activists To Publish Browsing History Of Politicians 

Jimmy Dore: Trump & GOP Horrifically Gut Internet Privacy Rules 

Jimmy Dore: Sean Spicer Freaks Out On Black Woman At Press Conference 

Young Turks: Report: Comey Tried To Warn About Russia But OBAMA Said No 

Young Turks: Mike Huckabee Calls Lindsey Graham Gay 

Young Turks: Mike Pence Achieves Dream Of Slashing Planned Parenthood Funding 

Young Turks: Media Largely Fine With Trump's Civilian Bloodbath 

Young Turks: Why Mike Pence Won't Eat With Women Alone 

And who do I make the check out to? (1 Million Volt stun cane)

As of this afternoon, over 300,000 people have signed a petition calling for first lady Melania Trump to either pay for her own security costs at Trump Tower in New York, or move into the White House. Said Melania, “And who do I make the check out to?” –Seth Meyers
Hawaii’s TSA recently seized a so-called “stun cane” from a passenger that is capable of delivering a 1 million-volt shock. To get an idea of what a 1 million-volt shock feels like, just remember what it was like to wake up on Nov. 9. –Seth Meyers

We just learned that Bin-Laden is alive and well (freedom cookies)

A Gallup poll has just been released that shows that Donald Trump’s approval rating has fallen to a historic first-year low of 35 percent. Or as Kellyanne Conway calls it, just one more example of Trump beating Obama. –James Corden
President Trump will meet with the president of China next week to discuss Trump’s claims about China’s unfair trade practices. Which means we’re about two weeks away from having to call these [fortune cookies] “freedom cookies.” –Seth Meyers
Vice President Mike Pence today cast a tie-breaking vote to eliminate a rule that blocks states from defunding Planned Parenthood, because Mike Pence only approves of one type of birth control — his personality. –Seth Meyers

it is not coming from Rachel Maddow so it could be important and real (Art of the Squeal)

Michael Flynn, President Trump’s former national security adviser, announced today that he is willing to testify to the FBI on the Russian investigation in exchange for immunity. When she heard about this, Ivanka Trump picked up her box of belongings and started slowly backing out of the White House. –James Corden
Now, we don’t know the scope of the story yet. But it is not coming from Rachel Maddow so it could be important and real. –James Corden 
Not only is Flynn willing to talk for immunity, he is also coming out with a new book, “The Art of the Squeal.” –James Corden

In other words, Russia stepped back and did nothing (Let’s get out of here!)

Scientists have proven that you can grow potatoes on Mars. When they heard this, half of America said, “Wait, a planet with no Trump and French fries? When do we go? Let’s get out of here! Let’s go!” –Conan O’Brien
It’s come out that Russia probably tried to meddle with our election and may have tried to undermine the presidential campaign of Marco Rubio. In other words, Russia stepped back and did nothing. –Conan O’Brien
Today, Vladimir Putin denied meddling in our presidential election. Not helping was that Putin made the statement from behind the desk in the Oval Office. –Conan O’Brien

Redacted Tonight: ABBY MARTIN & Lee Camp Reveal The Truth Behind The Headlines 

Redacted Tonight: REVEALED: The Secret Reason The Mainstream Media Sucks Hard

#MakeAmericaTateAgain (Let’s see what happens when you type in France)

The Trump administration is making some changes to the White House website. We got a sneak preview to show you tonight. There’s a new section called “Insult Our Allies,” and it gives you the option to type in a country, then it shows you what Trump would tweet at them. Let’s see what happens when you type in France — a tweet that says, “French fries are overrated. Tater tots all the way. #MakeAmericaTateAgain.” –Jimmy Fallon
President Trump’s daughter Ivanka is going to have her own office in the White House. So finally, we’ve got a woman named Trump who actually wants to be in the White House. –Conan O’Brien

Apparently Trump was afraid of hurting his tweeting arm (snow globes)

The White House says President Trump will not throw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals game. Apparently Trump was afraid of hurting his tweeting arm. –Jimmy Fallon
Actually, they said Trump had to cancel because of a scheduling conflict. When asked if they could change the date of the game, the Nationals said, “We already did so he wouldn’t come.” –Jimmy Fallon
Ivanka Trump and Education Secretary Betsy DeVos visited the National Air and Space museum. Ivanka spoke to employees while Betsy played with the snow globes in the gift shop. –Jimmy Fallon

Thursday, March 30, 2017

David Pakman: Down Down Down, Trump Approval Drops AGAIN, Now 35%

Conan O'Brien: EXCLUSIVE Leaked Audio Of Obama & Trump's Phone Calls

Conan O'Brien: Still More Leaked Trump & Obama Phone Calls

Conan O'Brien: Donald Trump Keeps Calling Barack Obama

Conan O'Brien: Donald Trump Calls Obama About His Mexican Wall

Conan O'Brien: Trump Calls Obama To Discuss His Cabinet Picks

Conan O'Brien: Trump Calls Obama To Talk Inauguration Guests

Conan O'Brien: Trump Talks To Obama, Dad To Dad

Conan O'Brien: Trump Calls Obama To Ask About The Line Of Succession

Conan O'Brien: Trump Calls Obama To Talk About The Golden Globes

Conan O'Brien: Trump Telephones Obama Days Before His Inauguration

Humanist Report: Bernie Sanders Challenges Trump: He “Thinks He’s a Tough Guy” 

Conan O'Brien: Obama Advises Trump About The Presidency

Young Turks: Paul Ryan 'Did Nothing' at Soup Kitchen Photo Op, Says Charity President

Sam Seder: Paul Ryan's Pathetic Soup Kitchen Photo Op

Secular Talk: Morning Joe To Bernie: Dems Need To Move Right To Win! 

Secular Talk: Bernie Sanders Pushes Medicare For All On MSNBC 

Secular Talk: YOU Are Getting Politicians To Support Medicare For All! 

Maybe he’s worried his hands are too small to palm a baseball (those turkeys better run)

Today we learned that Trump is violating another norm because he won’t throw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals’ opening day. I don’t know why. Maybe he’s worried his hands are too small to palm a baseball. –Stephen Colbert
Since Taft, every president, other than Jimmy Carter, has thrown out the first pitch of the season opener. For God’s sake. That means FDR did it! Let that sink in! Not only did FDR beat Hitler in World War II, he also struck him out. –Stephen Colbert
Here we go, America! Trump won’t throw out the first pitch. What else? He won’t go to the Correspondents’ Dinner. He won’t release his tax returns. He won’t put his business in a blind trust. He doesn’t want to live in D.C. What presidential tradition will Trump abandon next? This Thanksgiving, those turkeys better run. –Stephen Colbert

I’ve got nothing to hide. I burned my computer this morning (Sanctuary!)

First lady Melania Trump spoke today at the State Department. Well, technically, all she said was, “Sanctuary!” –Seth Meyers
According to a new poll, President Vladimir Putin’s approval rating among Russians is above 80 percent. Of course, that’s largely because he conducted the poll in person. –Seth Meyers
Anyone here use the internet? You might want to knock it off because Congress has now voted to allow internet providers to sell your web-browsing history. Now might be a good time to clear your browser history. Just hit that button, or . . . pull the lever? I don’t know, I’ve never used it. I’ve got nothing to hide. I burned my computer this morning. –Stephen Colbert

make sure your healthcare plan covers amnesia (my favorite flavor of pizza truck)

A 16-year-old boy in Bosnia broke a world record this week by smashing 111 concrete blocks with his head in 34 seconds. Get an Xbox! Get an Xbox — you don’t have to do that. When asked how it felt to break the world record, the boy said, “Lampshade tricycle is my favorite flavor of pizza truck.” –James Corden
President Trump told senators yesterday that they would make a deal on healthcare because “that’s such an easy one.” OK, well, just make sure your healthcare plan covers amnesia. –Seth Meyers

it’s one of the best statues of Gary Busey I’ve ever seen

This bill has been passed by the House and the Senate and will now go to Trump for signing. And Trump says he is going to sign it, because remember, privacy only matters when we are talking about his tax returns. –James Corden
In Portugal, where an airport was renamed in his honor, world-famous soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo was presented with a statue of himself. Sort of. See if you think this statue looks like him [shows photo of hideous statue and handsome Ronaldo]. It’s terrible! It looks like his face was bended like Beckham. Just because it’s a soccer player doesn’t mean that you have to actually sculpt the statue with your feet. –James Corden
It’s one of the worst statues of Ronaldo ever. But on the bright side, it’s one of the best statues of Gary Busey I’ve ever seen. –James Corden

it just didn't click without a sheik involved (tax dodge to screw the needy)

"Who was it that we find out the finances Neil Bush’s software company? The United Arab Emirates. The same folks who were going to guard our ports. Sure the Bushes were using a tax dodge to screw the needy, but it just didn't click without a sheik involved." --Bill Maher

Congress voted to allow internet service providers to sell their customers’ web data without permission. I’ll just give all the viewers at home a moment to clear their browser history. –James Corden
I have to admit this does make me a little nervous. I thought my web data was strictly between me and the Domino’s pizza tracker app. –James Corden
Aren’t we passed this point now? Our phones are already spying on all of us. Today I just looked at a bowl of fruit and two minutes later my Facebook page was covered with ads for Banana Republic. –James Corden

we’re officially up to season three of “The Sopranos” right now (climate schlimate)

It’s come out that several of Donald Trump’s businesses have ties to the Russian mafia. So, if you’re keeping track, we’re officially up to season three of “The Sopranos” right now. –Conan O’Brien
Yesterday, the House of Representatives voted to get rid of internet privacy rules. Members cast their vote, then immediately ran home to delete their browser histories. –Conan O’Brien
A new study reports that older women are doing more and more binge drinking. I asked my mom if that was true and she said, “I love you, man.” –Conan O’Brien