"Services were held
today for Ken Lay -- convicted thief and crook Ken Lay. They folded his arms
across his chest and sowed his sleeves together so he couldn't put his hands in
anyone's pockets when they walked by. You know when they say in a eulogy,
'You're all richer for having known him.' I don't think they're going to hear
that." --Jay Leno
"If I could ask Ken
Lay one question right now, do you know what it would be? Does the Devil really
wear Prada?" --Jay Leno
"President Bush
announced that the federal deficit is actually $296 billion less than
originally forecast. It's less, yeah. The president credits low unemployment,
high job growth, and the fact that he did the math himself." --Conan
O'Brien
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